this story is moving along slowly stay with me.
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04:52
phil: hello dan
phil: dan?
phil: danny!
dan: phil ffs it's literally 4:52 in the morning. tf do you want
phil: i'm bored
dan: gr8
phil: entertain me
dan: i'm not ur personal comedy show fuck off
phil: first, language
phil: second, you love me stfu
dan: can't argue with the second one
phil: gamecock
dan: phil. what. the fuck.
phil: idk autocorrect xD
dan: what were you even trying to spell
phil: i don't remember
dan: phil omg just- i give up with you
phil: why?
dan: because i'm going to sleep
phil: i remember you saying "sleep is for the weak"
phil: dan?
dan: phil?
phil: yes?
dan: go tf to sleep.
phil: okay :(
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people are staring at me.
