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phil: hello daniel

dan: good morning philip

dan: how did you sleep

phil: i didn't

dan: whaAat??

phil: i had to ride the train to my mums at like 11 at night.

dan: well i'm sorry

phil: i accept your apology

dan: also how'd ur boner go last night

phil: that is not a question someone with a boyfriend should be asking me

dan: eh

phil: what do you even want me to say to that?

phil: my masturbation was good, yes

dan: youre funny

phil: wasn't trying to be but thanks

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