A/N: Earth is your peculiarity btw.
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I was sitting in the garden watching these two peanut brains; Victor and Enoch squabbling over me. Emma had her bedroom window open so she could observe properly with Millard and Jake there as well.
"Oi," I called out, "can you three help me?"
"I your wildest dreams." Emma called out.
"I'm serious, help."
"What are they fighting over?" Asked Jacob.
If I tell them, would it be like bragging, I don't know, so I just told them. "Me."
I could see Jake and Emma snickering but I could clearly hear Millard laughing his guts out.
"Hahaha, that's funny Y/N, now tell us, what are they actually fighting over." Millard asked.
I sighed. "It wasn't a joke you coccydynia."
Millard folded his arms and breathed heavily, while Emma and Jacob looked confused. "I am not! You're a ninnyhammer."
"Not as much as you are!" I yelled back.
So he just stalked out of the room.
Anyway, back to the squabbling pair over there.
"Help meeeeeeee! Please!" I pleaded.
"Nope." Said Emma.
"Who's winning?" asked Jacob.
"Unfortunately Enoch." I said back.
"Really? I thought Victor would be winning." Jacob said surprised.
"Oh, no you're thinking of a different fight. This one's an insult fight, not physical."
"Well then yeah, of course Enoch's winning, Victor's a big jellybean." Emma said.
This still, hadn't fixed the problem. So I marched up them and pulled them apart, using my peculiarity of course. I stomped my foot, and a big peace of rock came shooting from the ground between them. Let's just say they got pissed. Oh well, at least the fight didn't turn physical.
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