I got this from tumblr but changed it up a bit.
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Jacob: Did you guys hear about the Italian chef that died yesterday?
Millard: He pasta way.
Jacob: ...
Emma: He ran out of thyme.
Jacob: ...
Olive: Here today, gone tomato.
Jacob: ... Stop.
Hugh: His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it.
Jacob: Seriously, stop.
Bronwyn: We never sausage a tragedy.
Jacob: Please stop it.
Enoch: Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.
Jacob: Guys!
Claire: There isn't mushroom for Italian chefs there days.
Jacob: Horace, help me out here.
Horace: No way, this is too good.
Jacob: I'm gonna tell the bird.
Everyone: wait no!
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