Venomous or poisonous

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This one's a bit short, but oh well.

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Jacob reading aloud: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.

Olive: What if it bites me and it dies?

Jacob: That means you're poisonous.

Enoch: What if it bites itself and I die?

Millard: That's voodoo.

Claire: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jacob: That's correlation.

Emma: Not causation.

Hugh: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Ricky: That's kinky.

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- Gabby


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