playmates ≈p.jm [editing]

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>lunanoods

-i see what u did
there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

wanna get laid?

i'm here ya know always
ready to help u up

dadddy

anyways

thank u

for unblocking me

liek ur the kindest
person i ever met

pjams<

don't let your hopes-
high

i just wanted to ask
where the hell you get
my id? and why the fuck
are you calling me
your daddy?!

>lunanoods

-coz u are my
dadddyyy

that's how i call
my playmates

daddyyyyy

and i got ur number
written on the wall

pjams<

you're weird-

why would you text
a number that's  written
on the wall?

that's crazy

>lunanoods

-i was wondering the
same thing

liek why would a guy
write his name and
number on ladies
comfort room with his
kakao id?

liek that's so crazy

hehe

pjams<

i don't know what-
to say

i don't know who
put that there

and seriously this
is not about me!

it's about you texting
me!

>lunanoods

-lol i gotchu fam

daddy**

i actually searched
up some jams at kakao
and luckily ur user
pops up and i was liek

OMG MY DESTINY

I FOUND MY DADDY

i have jams so yeah
we have the same thing

WINK WONK

pjams<

just liek that?-

i mean like that?

what if i am a freak?

and ask you out to
hang out

to rape you and kill
you?

but well i think you
have more chances of
doing that to me.

>lunanoods

-it's okay if u're a freak

i'm okay with dying

imma go die anyway

pjams<

wait what-

what are you talking
about?

hey?

uh creep?

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