One In The Dungeon [Vantascest] [Contains smut !!]

Oh

c-c-c-come on c-c-c-come on
go go
c-c-c-come on c-c-c-come on
go go
im waitin' for my porno to load
my brain is gonna freaking explode
now of course its time to hit the road
which means ill be uncomfortable all day
but that really isn't such a change
if im not feelin' weird or super strange
my life would be an utter disarray
cause freakin' out is my okay
gOOD MORNING TIME TO START THE DAY
c-c-c-come on c-c-c-come on
go go
c-c-c-come on c-c-c-come on
go go
should i take a bus or walk instead
i feel my stomach fillin' up with dread
when i get nervous my whole face goes red
to weigh the options calmly and be still
the junior on the bus is killer weak
but if i walk when i arrive im gonna straight up reek
and my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
huff
god
i wish i had the skill
to just be fine and cool and chill
i dON'T WANNA BE A HERO
JUST WAnna stay in the line
I'll nEVER BE A ROB DENERO
FOR ME Jo peshy is fine
so i follow my own rules and i use them as my tools
to sTA-A-AY ALIVE
i don't wanna be sPECIAL
NO NO
I JUST WANNA SURVIVE
c-c-c-come on c-c-c-come on
go go
c-c-c-come on c-c-c-come on
go go
So Jenna Rollan said Madeline told Jake, "I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool."
and then she lost at pool
deliberately
that is so awesome
bROOKE
i mEAN SLUTTY
and then
Madeline was all l-
iM TELLING THE STORY JE N NUH
oh my god
he's like
totally getting off on that moans
yo DONT TOUCH ME TALL ASS
oh sorry i was just tryin' to get to-
dIGGY D
YO WHAts the story with Madeline
ho man, i shouldn't say
but it's a good thing I rock at pool ;)
i navigate the dangerous hall
and focus on the poster there on the wall
avoiding any eye contact at all
and trying hard to remain unseen
the poster's closer now what does it say
it's a sign up for the after school play
lip smacc
its a sign up sheet for getting called gay
and that's not what i need right now at scene
i hang a left and there's
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
christiiiiiine canigula
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
did you say something?
oh- uh- i-
dUH H
That was cool and that was super pimp
my macdaddy game couldn't be more wimp
no time to waddle in woe instead
just clear your brain and move ahead
accept that you're one of those guys
who'll be a virgin til he dies
i dONT WANNA BE A BALLER
JUST Want some skills to count on
if my nuts were any smALLER
THEY WOULD BE TOtally gone
if i continue at this rate
the only thing ill ever date
is my macbook pro hard drive [or Michael]
i don't wanna be cOONEY
NO NO
I JUst wanna survive
mICHEAL
Jeremy my buddy how's it hanging lunch is banging
Have my sushie
got my slushie and more
the world is megyy mocky n im feeling kinda cocky
because the girl at Sev-Elev- gave me a generous pour
You're listening about Marley again aren't you-
OH-
I'm listening to Marley and the grove is hella  gnarly
and we're almost at the end of this sONG
and that was the end
now tell me friend
how was class-
you look like ass-
what's wrong
I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel-
tHATS PROGRESS
then i tore it up and flushed it-
uhh-
its still prog re s s
its all good
I saw on discovery
that humanity has stopped evolving
that's
good?
EVOLUTION'S SURVIVAL AT THE FITTEST RIGHT
but now
because of technology
yOU DONT HAVE TO BE STRONG TO SURVIVE
which means there's never been a better time in history
to be a lOS E R
Haha
So oWN IT
WHY TRY TO BE COOL WHEN YOU CAN BE-
signing up for the play-
i was gonna say getting stoned in my basement-
NNO
I MEAN LOOK WHO'S SIGNING UP FOR THE PLAY-
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
christiiiiiiine canigula
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine canigula
christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine canigulaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i feel my body moving through the air
see my Converse walking over there
take a shaky breath and i prepare
who cares if people think im lame
christine signed ill do the same
i grab the pen i write my name
gAAAAAAAAY-
HAHAHAHHAHAHA-i like gay people-
im never gonna be the cool guy
im more the one who's left out
of all the characters at school
i am not the one who the story's about
wHY CAn't someone just
help me out
and teach me how to thrive
help me do more than surviiiiiive
more than surviiiiiiive
mORE THAN SURVIIIIIIIIIVE
if this was an apocalypse
i would not need any tips
on how to stay alive
cause the zombie army's yet to descend
and the period is going to end
im just trying to pass the test and
surviiiiiiiiiiiiive
survive

to be honest i really don't have the motivation for writing the story so
shrug
i hope you enjoyed this rad song from bmc