The Spider Boy[Mb/S]

Stuff Peter says

"Hey are you mad that i took the last candy bar? Cause you could use a snickers bar right now"

"Pew pew gun? I love pew pew gun!NOT!!"

"Do you have arachnophobia or something? Cause i'm just a guy in a spider costume"

"Yesh Someone needs a hug.....or a therapist"

"Hey Buddy i think the section for bad guys is in jail"

"Why doesn't anyone believe when i say that i got my powers from a spider bite?"

"Uh......am i grounded?"

"I am not Spider boy....i'm Spider Man"

"Does anyone know a good Cryopracter? Cause i think i need to get my back fix"

"Lamest. Supervillain. Ever"

"Ah, don't run away like a sniveling coward just because I was whipping your heinie"

"Level with me,(Insert Villian's name), were you always this wrong in the head?"

"Spider-Man is not a party trick!"

"What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!"

"Stop treating me like a baby!"

-Parker Romanoff Signing off