You Text The Wrong Person

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Markiplier:

You: Markimoo can you cook tonight I don't wanna

Ethan: You cook it lazy also I'm not Mark

You: Whoops sorry Ethan and I'm not lazy I just don't want to do anything that requires work

Ethan: uh huh sure
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Jacksepticeye:

You: Hey baby want to go to dinner tonight?

Felix: Ummmm I'm sure Marzia wouldn't like that

You: F*ck sorry Felix was supposed to go to Sean

Felix: It's okay but now you got to promise to a double date this week

You: Fine 🙄 lol
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Joe Sugg:

You: Hey babe ready for tonight 😘

Conor Maynard: um pretty sure that was for joe right, right?

You: omg I'm so sorry Conor it was can we forget this ever happened

Conor Maynard: You got it
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Casper Lee:

You: Hey Babe I miss you when are you coming home?!

Joe Sugg: The same time Casper comes home lol 😂

You: Well when's that I miss him!

Joe Sugg: 4 days

You: ok 😔
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Jake Paul:

You: *sends pic with apollo*

You: He's so cute! Just like you!

Tessa: Awww thank you [Y/N]

You: Uh that was for jake sorry

Tessa: Oh

You: But your cute as well Tess
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Logan Paul:

You: Someone threw up this morning

You: *sends pick of Kong looking guilty*

Mark Dohner: uhhh why do I need to know this?

You: oops sorry Mark

You: Hey babe someone threw up this morning

Mark Dohner: It's still Mark and I don't want to know about your dogs throw up!
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Danisnotonfire:

You: Hey want a supreme pizza or a three meat pizza?

Phil: I would love a Three Meat Pizza that sounds amazing

You: Oh sorry phil it was supposed to be sent to Dan

Phil: Do I still get pizza?

You: .....fine yes

Phil: YAY!!
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AmazingPhil:

You: Phil I swear I will throw the plants away if you can't take care of them, they're all dead😡

Dan: Oh sh*t your actually going to do that to phil?

You: Sorry Dan and yes I am I ate seeing dry brown leaves everywhere

Dan: Were going to have to have a plant funeral for Phil aren't we?
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KickthePj:

You: *picture of puppy*

You: Can we get him please!?

Chris: Um you would have to ask Pj that not me

You: Oh sh*t sorry Chris it was supposed to go to Peej, but don't you think he's cute?!

Chris: He's very cute Pj should get you that dog I'll go tell him
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LeafyisHere:

You: Hey you didn't lock the f*cking door when you left

Colossal is crazy: Lol wtf how do you know? I'm in Britain

You: Oh f*ck sorry didn't realize the contact I'm just pissed at Calvin 😡

Colossal is crazy: I can see that lol well tell him I said good luck 😉

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