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NOTAMOUSE
to prove to my dad that I'm eating well; here is a photo of my favorite hEARTY THREE COURSE MEAL 😍
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username1 my dad would have a heart attack if I sent him something like that

username2 when ur man skips passed being a snack and goes straight to being a hearty three course meal

tomholland2013 is this a sex thing, I feel like this is definitely a sex thing

notamouse I feel disgusted that you'd ever come onto my account at merely 9 years old and write words such as s*x tomholland2013

anthonymackie what've you got against the number six? notamouse

robertdowneyjr not six, you dingus, sax! she hates sax music, can't stand the stuff anthonymackie

imsebastianstan guess who just bought a saxophone off eBay and is gonna take up lessons immediately robertdowneyjr

officiallyelizabetholsen she meant sOx you silly sausages!! as in, Red Sox, she absolutely despises baseball!! imsebastianstan

notamouse can confirm that I legitimately hate all of the above things :))) sebastian included

imsebastianstan did you just refer to me as a thing notamouse

notamouse yeah?? why?

imsebastianstan ah okay fair enough alrighty cool, was just wondering notamouse

cocalola it's definitely a s-e-x thing, shield your eyes tomholland2013

anthonymackie I'm aggressively sighing where is Chris to make a cap's shield joke when you need him 

username3 how does one sigh aggressively? anthonymackie

anthonymackie brb I'll demonstrate on my story username3

username3 ah I get u now anthonymackie noice

imsebastianstan anthonymackie he's literally never made a joke abt the shield in his life wyd

notamouse you've never HEARD him make a joke abt the shield bc he saves all of his quality content for me imsebastianstan

tomholland2013 boyfriend goals right there wOw notamouse

notamouse go take a nap or something tomholland2013

tomholland2013 workplace bullying is a crime notamouse

notamouse no?? it's not?? tomholland2013

username4 I see that there are 6.5k comments and scientifically, I theories that 6.499999k of those are the civil war losers

robertdowneyjr idk what you mean 'losers' the only lOSERS IN CIVIL WAR ARE TEAM CAP username4

notamouse that was smooth ily work dad robertdowneyjr

username5 imagine rdj being ur work daddy yes pls

cocalola she said dAD don't be a creep pls username5 

username6 I'm curious abt whether Chris actually sees this shit or not

robertdowneyjr yes I do username6

notamouse luv u bby robertdowneyjr  (message intended for Chris, but also applicable for Robert)

AUTHOR'S NOTE; I FEEL SICK WITH MYSELF FOR SPELLING FAVOURITE WITHOUT THE U FOR THE CAPTION IK MINNIE IS AMERICAN BUT IT P A I N E D ME, need 2 go and cleanse myself of my sins now