DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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YOUR FAVES !! REUNITED !! WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE !!
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username1 what ?? this is an actual real thing ??

notamouse chrinnie's here to stay username1

username2 we talking abt the name or the name or the couple ??

notamouse well we all know how I feel abt the name, take that as you will username2

username3 those look like date night kinda outfits

chrisevans my goodness, Holmes, I think you're onto something! username3

username4 imsebastianstan ik denny's bathrooms are for hysterical sobbing, what bathrooms are appropriate for tears of joy ??

imsebastianstan is this what my fame has ammounted to username4

officiallyelizabetholsen imsebastianstan that didn't sound like a satisfactory answer to me

imsebastianstan it doesn't SOUND like anything, Elizabeth, thus is the beauty of the written word officiallyelizabetholsen

chrisevans wow would you look at the MCU's answer to Shakespeare over here imsebastianstan notamouse

notamouse 'thus' whAT CENTURY ARE YOU FROM imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan I wiSH IT WASN'T THIS ONE notamouse

tomholland2013 but I'm the baby of the group sure

anthonymackie ooooooo the kid is bitter !! finally feeling an emotion other than sickening optimism !! growing up so fast !! tomholland2013

username5 look at these dorks with their matching poses, I'm in love

tomholland2013 hey do u need someone to watch banjo whilst u go out, just a thought, I'm in England but I could be there in like 12 hours or something notamouse chrisevans

username6 mE WHEN ANYONE MENTIONS THEY HAVE A DOG tomholland2013

notamouse lmao he's coming with us tomholland2013

username7 why does that not surprise me in the slightest omg

username8 dog parents !! a concept !! a kink !!

username9 apparently Chris flew out to see her fijdouhysijnz be still my heart

username10 Chris's hair... is... kinda... messy... take from that what you will

username11 he forgot to pack his hairbrush ?? idk ?? username10

chrisevans 100% u got it right username11

username12 Chris has never been so active on Instagram I'm living

username13 wait but what if that means the date is going badly and he's on his phone to occupy himself omg username12

robertdowneyjr what sort of aesthetic tomfoolery is this

notamouse um ?? the best kind ?? robertdowneyjr

tomholland2013 dID SOMEONE SAY TOM

username14 did someone feed u too many E numbers or something tomholland2013

cocalola uuuuUUuuuUUuuuuUUUuUuuUhhhhhHHHhhhHHHh I can't wait to be the godmother to your children

notamouse I have paperwork in place so that if anything ever happens to me u get banjo cocalola

cocalola this is the single greatest honour of my entire life notamouse I'll protect him with my life

notamouse whoa lets calm down a sec i don't intent for anything to legit happen to me though cocalola

cocalola banjo's such a good boy, watch ur back, that's all I'm saying notamouse

chrisevans ill fight to the death for my son cocalola

username15 has Chris basically adopted banjo omg what is air

notamouse Its main constituents is Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon, and Carbon Dioxide username15

AUTHOR'S NOTE; when did people actually start reading this  tf