Competition Two: The Best Dad - Shiro vs Y/n

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INT. ALTEAN CASTLE - DAY

Y/N walks into the Altean space kitchen. PIDGE is dumping extra caffeine pills into a mug of coffee. HUNK is cooking. LANCE is standing on the side of the room and leans an arm on Y/N's shoulder once she walks.

Y/N
Good morning, guys.

PIDGE
I'm tired.

Y/N smiles.

Y/N
Hello, tired. I'm Y/n.

PIDGE groans.

PIDGE
It's too early.

HUNK pulls out a scoreboard and adds a tally under "Y/N."

HUNK
The score is now forty-seven to forty-two, Y/n in the lead. And Pidge, it's almost noon.

Y/N jumps up and high fives LANCE.

Y/N
Yes, I am definitely going to win.

SHIRO
Hello, definitely going to win.

Y/N groans.

Y/N
No. Nope.

Y/N leans an arm on Pidge's head.

Y/N
Doesn't it annoy you when other people appear out of nowhere to steal your crown.

PIDGE refills her now empty mug, grumbling.

PIDGE
You're still winning.

Y/N
But making dad jokes all the time is stressful!

PIDGE sips her coffee.

PIDGE
You signed up for this. Stop complaining.

Y/N adjust herself so her head is leaning on PIDGE's shoulder.

Y/N
You're so mean.

PIDGE takes another sip of her coffee.

PIDGE
I know.

LANCE
Hey, Y/N!

Y/N
Yeah?

LANCE
Can you make me a sandwich?

Y/N laughs.

Y/N
Abracadabra, you are a sandwich.

HUNK whacks Lance with a spatula!

HUNK
Stop giving her points to earn her favor.

LANCE pouts.

LANCE
Can you make me a sandwich, then?

HUNK sighs.

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