Being Married To Them | Losers Club

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Bill:

-Makes you breakfast every morning

-Loving as hell

-Always there for you

-Wants hella children 

-Wakes you up every morning with kisses 

-Your whole family loves him

-Cheesy movie night every Tuesday night

-The best husband ever

Richie:

-Why did you say yes?

-Brash

-Loud

-Horny 24/7

-Doesn’t think he wants children

-When you actually do he’s very excited 

-Tries to get you to stay home from work a lot

Eddie:

-Nervous about having his own place

-Everytime there’s a thump he freaks out

-“WHAT IF IT’S A BURGLAR OR A MURDERER?!” 

-Just the cat

-His closet is spotless

-Gets mad when you leave a mess

-Loves to cuddle in bed

Stan:

-Bird books all over the house

-Refuses to watch TV

-Hates when Richie and his wife come over

-They’re too loud and it hurts his ears

-Your house is always quiet

-Horny 25/8

-Asks you how your day was just to tell you about his

-Still cares about your day though

Mike:

-Cooks dinner for you every night

-Workaholic who still makes time for you 

-Loves to cuddle at night

-Your house is always filled with music

-You have people over a lot

-He asks you about your day every night

-Snores every night, but not loudly

-Actually really cute about it

Ben:

-Books all over the house

-You always play music together

-Still very innocent 

-The best dad ever

-Workaholic but always puts his family first

-Wants a billion children

-Wants to let you stay home so he can spoil you

-Stills encourages you if you want your own job

-The nicest man ever

Beverly:

-You can’t actually get married, sadly

-She still proposed 

-You adopt a few kids

-Your house is a mess

-“I-I’m gay honey.” 

-She says this at least once a week

-“Honey,we’re engaged.” 

-“I THINK I’M PREGEANT!” 

-“We’re both women.” 

-Loves to prank you

-Loves it when you prank her back

Henry:

-Ha

-He 

-Would

-Never

Victor:

-Think

-Again 

-Honey

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