Trashmouth: I’m jonesin for a cigarette 😩
Bevearly: ur such a bum
Trashmouth: Can you just fucking give me one?
Bevearly: Fine
Meet me @ the quarry
Trashmouth: Be there soon bb
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Richie❤️: I miss you
Bby gurl 💦: Rich
It’s three in the morning
Richie❤️: I love you
Bby gurl 💦: I love you too. Now go to bed
Richie❤: But I MISS youuuuu
Bby gurl 💦: I KNOW
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT
I MISS THE DREAM I WAS HAVING
BECAUSE YOU WOKE ME UP
NOW GO AWAY
Richie❤️: That was rude
Bby gurl 💦: If you don’t leave me alone I will disembowel you with your own phone
Richie❤️: I’m going, I’m going!
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Richie T Hey Eds
Eddie Spaghetti: Let me guess
You need homework answers?
Richie T: Pffffft no
Maybe
Eddie Spaghetti: No wonder Y/n always complains about you
You’re so needy
Richie T: I guess we’re divorcing now
This marriage is over
Eddie Spaghetti: stfu
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Richie: Since you’re with them all day
How good do you think your sheep impression is?
Mikey: ...
Uh…pretty good?
Richie: Sweet, meet me at the quarry
Mikey: Why?
Richie: what will you gain from that information?
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Richie: Do you know where Bevearly is?
Benny: That’s mean :(
Richie: WhErE iS sHe?
Benny: Quarry
Ya psycho
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Stan the fuckin Jew: Do you think birds have feelings?
Richard Tozier: Fuck idk
Maybe they do
Stan the fuckin Jew: That’s what I’m sayin
Richard Tozier: You right you rihgt
Stan the fuckin Jew: You’re*
Right*
Richard Tozier: Aaaaaaaaaand ya lost me
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Richie❤️: IloveyousomuchandIwanttomarryyousomeday
Bby gurl 💦: You’re kinda cool ig
Richie❤️: I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep
I just wanted you to love me back
And instead I got memes
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES
Bby gurl 💦: I’m just kidding. You know I love you more than life itself
Richie❤️: It's the 🔥 🍆isn't It?
Bby gurl 💦: Shut up
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Billy: Y/n won’t shut up about you
It’s getting kind of annoying
Richie Tozier: Ohhhhhh hell yeah
It’s cause my 🍆 is 🔥
Billy: Bye Richie
Word Count: 361
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IT & Cast Prefrences & One Shots
Fanfiction^Requests Open^ *All events take place after the movie* ¤No smut¤ º IT 2017 º
