taehyung comes home from work, sweating.
"oh my god, tae." i say as he chuckles.
he puts his bag down as i untie his tie for him.
"stop acting like my wife." taehyung says.
"wife?!" i say, getting flustered, "fine, do it yourself."
"i was just kidding." taehyung says.
"good." i say as he looks down at me. my cheeks heat up and my stomach churns.
"see, i was right!" namjoon shouts.
"right about what?" i say.
"y/n is our mommy!" namjoon says.
"no!" i shout.
"what did he say?" taehyung says.
"no! no! no! i love park jimin!" i shout.
"what?" taehyung says.
i cover my mouth as i gasp. shit.. what did i just do? taehyung wasn't supposed to know that! he's jimin's ex!
"you like jimin? but i like jimin!" taehyung says.
"i'm so sorry–" i say.
taehyung sighs as he says, "but it's not like i'm dating him anymore."
"i saw him today." i say.
"wait, what?" taehyung says.
"he tried picking up the kids from school but i stopped him." i say.
"thank god." taehyung says.
"thank god, indeed." i say.
