Relativity Falls: Deaf Stans Season 1

Stanford vs Manliness

Mabel was at the counter in the gift shop. A man named Tyler was looking around. Stan and Ford walked up to the counter.

"Graunty Mabel, can we go to the diner?" Stan asked, holding his stomach. "We're huuuuungry."

"Huuuuungry," Ford repeated. He and Stan groaned, hitting their stomachs together.

"Sure, as soon as this guy makes up his mind," Mabel said, pointing at Tyler.

"Do you have this in another animal?" He asked, pointing to the fur trout.

"I'm fine locking him inside if you are," Mabel said. Stan and Ford nodded eagerly. The three stepped outside. Mabel set a piece of wood against the door, locking Tyler inside. The man didn't seem to notice as the family drove off.

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Mabel, Stan, and Ford arrived at the diner. A waiter was hitting a woodpecker with a broom, making it fly off. The waiter then chased after a beaver in the floorboards. Crazy Chiu laughed, drinking another cup of coffee. Dan was eating breakfast with his mom. Next to them, Sheriff Holt was quickly eating pancakes, while Deputy Roy used a speeding device to see how fast he was eating them.

Meanwhile, Mabel and the twins had sat down in a booth. The waiter, Growling Grenda, walked up to them with a notepad and a pencil.

"Growling Grenda!" Mabel smiled. "There she is! What were you doing yesterday?"

"I got hit by a bus!" Grenda said.

"Hahahaha, nice one!" Mabel laughed. "So, you do split plates, right?"

"Maybe," Grenda said and winked. "Wink."

"Great! We'll all split the number seven, and two waters for the boys," Mabel said, tipping her pink fez. Grenda wrote the order down and walked off.

"But Graunty Mabel, I want pancakes," Stan whined.

"With the expensive flour they use these days?" Mabel asked. "Sorry kids, but our budget is a little tight."

"Aww..." Stan pouted. Ford glanced to the other side of the diner, spotting a 'Manliness Tester' game. There was a sign saying that whoever won got free pancakes.

"Don't worry guys, pancakes are on me," Ford smiled. "I'm gonna win some by beating that Manliness Tester."

"Manliness Tester?" Mabel repeated.

"Beating?" Stan snickered and laughed with Mabel.

"What? What's so funny?" Ford asked, frowning.

"No offense Ford, but you're not exactly... Manly Mannington," Mabel giggled.

"What? I am too Manly Manny..." Ford snapped. "Or whatever it is you said."

"Look Ford, just face the facts," Stan shrugged. "You've got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes, and let's not forget last Tuesday's... incident?"

Flashback!

Ford was in his room, holding a pillow with Dan's picture on it. He was kissing and cuddling it when Stan entered the room. Ford didn't notice his brother and Stan slowly backed out of the room,

Flashback over!

You saw that? Ford blushed.

"You were kissing a pillow?" Mabel giggled.

"No!" Ford quickly denied. "Hehe, no, I wasn't... That's not important. Look, come on guys, I'm plenty masculine. You see this chest hair?"

He pulled down his shirt, but there wasn't any chest hair. Light reflected off of his chest, hitting Stan and Mabel in the eyes.