A lot of different shit is going on so get ready for a long ass episode my guy
___{camera is set on a wide shot of the exterior of chanyeol's house. scene then cuts to the interior of the kitchen, then to the living room, then to the upstairs hallway}
jongin:
[walking down the hallway, knocking on all the doors] everybody wake up and get your butts in the kitchen, i have an announcement to make!sehun:
[flings open his door with his eyes barely open] if this is about your stupid theory on why the aliens havent visited us yet, im going to call the policejongin:
[walking down the stairs] hey, i have solid points on that topic, ok?sejin:
[steps out of his room rubbing one eye] we all know thats a lie, quit fooling yourself. aliens arent even real{camera cuts to the kitchen. jongin walks in with sehun and sejin following close behind}
jongin:
ok, sejin, since youre so smart, did you know that the tooth fairy isnt real?sejin:
yesjongin:
[whispering to himself] damn, i just figured that out last monthsejin:
my dad says santa isnt real, eitherjongin:
santa isnt real?!?!chanyeol:
what the hell is going on this time{camera pans out more to reveal chanyeol and chaeyoung entering the kitchen}
chaeyoung:
jongin, if this is about the aliens again , im really not in the mood for it this timejongin:
its not about the aliens, omg!jongin:
this is a lot more importantchanyeol:
then spit it out already, i need to start getting ready for work in like, an hourjongin:
dont rush me, chanyeoljongin:
[takes a deep breath]sehun:
SAY IT ALREADYjongin:
[smiling] im getting married!everyone:
[in shock]sejin:
wowchanyeol:
[faints]***
{opening theme and credits play out before cutting to junmyeom standing in his living room}junmyeon:
can one of you please explain how this happened?{camera pans out to show ari and nari tangled up in a jumprope, sitting on the living room floor}
nari:
we were trying to do jumprope together—•—
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