SEOUL-ISH. ᴱˣᴼ

S01 E07

Check out the media above to see the cringey-ass opening theme for seoul-ish that took me way too long to make! :))

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{camera is set on a wide shot of junmyeon's house. the angle switches to a shot of the living room. all nine of the guys are sitting around on the couch, floor, etc. jongin is sitting on the couch between chanyeol and jongdae with an open cosmopolitan magazine in his hands}

jongin:
[holds magazine closer to his face] would you rather eat a whole plate of broccoli or a whole plate of cabbage?

chanyeol:
both of those are disgusting

yixing:
i'd rather eat my left big toe

minseok:
[picking at a loose string on his shirt] broccoli, next question

jongin:
uh... would you rather get your tongue stuck to a pole or accidentally eat yellow snow?

baekhyun:
how the shit do you accidentally eat yellow snow?

jongin:
maybe the person was colour blind?

sehun:
but wouldnt they, like, smell it or something?

baekhyun:
ok but why're they eating snow in the damn first place

chanyeol:
i used to eat snow when i was a kid

baekhyun:
that's different, you're a degenerate that shouldn't have been allowed to reproduce

chanyeol:
but it's ice that fell outta the fucking sky, why WOULDNT i wanna eat that???

jongin:
wait but think about the pole option too

sehun:
maybe if it was a stripper pole, then sure

baekhyun:
why does it matter what kind of pole it is???

sehun:
strippers make a ton of cash on those fucking poles

sehun:
maybe licking it will bring me cash too

chanyeol:
i hear that getting a job has the same effect

kyungsoo:
[sits up from his place on the floor] oh my god, this is so stupid!

yixing:
[frowns] yeah, i thought we were gonna play uno tonight!

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/KYUNGSOO/
sometimes, on saturday nights, we all get together and play uno. you know, to make us all hate each other even more. chanyeol lost the uno cards somehow, though, so we got stuck answering would you rather questions from one of somi's magazines

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/CHANYEOL/
i accidentally flushed the uno cards down the toilet

[goes silent, camera zooms up on his panicked face]

chanyeol: dont ask