SEOUL-ISH. ᴱˣᴼ

S01 E06

L A S T T I M E, O N
S E O U L  - I S H

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minji:
[handing baekhyun an envelope] that came in the mail for you this morning

baekhyun:
people still send mail these days? what is this, the flintstone era? [opens envelope and pulls out letter] oh damn, this is actually important

minji:
what does it say?

baekhyun:
im invited to a high school reunion

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{record scratches as jongin trips over his own foot and hits the ground with a thud. the whole room erupts in a gasp}

jongdae:
[from the back] he need some m i l k!!!

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???:
woah is that byun baekhyun????

baekhyun:
[gasps] luhan???

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sehun:
how wasted do you think he is at this point?

chanyeol:
[unintelligible noises]

kyungsoo:
shit fam he's probably brain dead by now, i dunno

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kyungsoo:
[practically screeching] YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO-

jongdae:
[butts in, screams] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH-

power:
[shuts tf off]

{screen goes black}

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{flashbacks from the last episode come to an end. scene reopens to a shot of the exterior of the school's auditorium. jongdae, kyungsoo, jongin and junmyeon are outside sitting on the steps. chanyeol is passed out on kyungsoo. behind them, people are filing out of the building}

junmyeon:
well this made absolutely no sense

kyungsoo:
you're telling me [shoves chanyeol off of him and onto the pavement]

chanyeol:
[is probably in a coma]

jongin:
we wouldnt be out here if jongdae hadn't shut down the entire party with his yelling

jongdae:
oh so now this is my fault?

jongin:
kinda–

jongdae
[stands up dramatically] my [clap] fuckin [clap] fault?????

jongin:
jongdae, you literally shut the power off with your screechy-ass voice, this is one hundred percent your fault