/JUNMYEON/
you know, when i was growing up, i remember my christmas holidays as a fun time to spend with family and friends
{camera cuts to a scene of carnage. minseok is in a chicken costume, the smoke alarm is beeping as the christmas tree in the corner is burning. the rest of the adults and children are either screaming or trying to out the fire. sehun is casually eating a piece of cake while watching the tree burn}
{cuts back to junmyeon, zooming in}
but something's changed now, i just can't put my finger on it...
7 H O U R S E A R L I E R
{camera cuts to a shot of baekhyun's messy kitchen. baekhyun is mixing cake batter by the counter as the triplets, two boys, one girl, walk in in a straight line, dressed in their church clothes}
jaeun:
dad, i think it's time we talked
baekhyun:
[stops stirring] why the hell are you guys dressed like midget business people? i had a nightmare like this once-
jaehee:
now's not the time for stupid talk, we have serious matters to discuss
baekhyun:
im kind of busy-
jaesung:
[pulls out a laptop with a powerpoint entitled "stuff we want for christmas"] take a seat, becky, this'll only take a minute
baekhyun:
[sighs and sits on one of the kitchen stools] make it quick or else im leaving you guys with your grandmother for christmas again
jaehee:
do that, and i'll call child protective services
baekhyun:
why do you guys act like she abuses you? she's like eighty, she can barely move
jaeun:
that woman almost killed me!
baekhyun:
she knitted you a sweater and you put it on wrong. you almost killed yourself, buddy
jaeun:
fake news
baekhyun:
can we get things moving, i have a cake to bake
jaehee:
[clicks one of the keyboard keys] right, first thing on the list is a barbie dream house playset
baekhyun:
jaehee, you play with dolls?
jaehee:
ew no, it's for jaesung
jaesung:
[gasps] you werent supposed to tell him that!
baekhyun:
im going to pretend that wasn't said. what's the next thing
jaehee:
[clicks another key] we want an xbox
baekhyun:
and i only wanted one kid, but we can't all get what we want now can we
jaehee:
[narrows eyes] your words dont affect me, becky
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