SEOUL-ISH. ᴱˣᴼ

S01 E02

minseok:
[opening front door while talking to his wife] sarang, im not saying that you're fat, im just saying that its not normal for someone to eat twenty-five wings in one sitting

sarang:
so basically you're still calling me fat

minseok:

minseok:
[scarcastically as he turns on the lights] yes, sarang. im calling you fat. i bet that if you keep eating like this, im going to just walk into the house one day, see you and say-

minseok:
[stops abruptly] why the fuck is there a goat in the house??!

sarang:
oh, real mature minseok. why not just call me a pig and a cow too—

minseok:
[points] no sarang, theres a goat in the house

{camera pans out to reveal a goat standing on the couch in the living room, eating one of the throw cushions}

sarang:
well that isnt very normal now is it

minseok:
wha- of course that isnt normal!!!

minseok:
hani, daeul, can you come in the living room for a second?!

{minseok and sarang continue to stare at the goat as two kids come rushing down the stairs}

minseok:
ok first question. where is your babysitter?

daeul:
we said you'd pay her extra if she left early, so she did

minseok:
[internally screaming]

minseok:
ok second question. can any of you tell me why there's an uninvited guest in our house

hani:
who? you mean you? because i have no idea why you're here

minseok:
[is offended in two different languages]

—•—

/MINSEOK/
ok so daeul and hani arent my biological kids, but i treat them like they are. they're from sarang's first marriage, which probably explains why they both hate my guts

[smiles to hide the pain]

—•—

sarang:
hey, watch your mouth, hani. he means the goat in the living room

hani:
oh that

hani:
it was just in the yard. daeul took it inside. i think they're attracted to each other because they have the same IQ

minseok:
i dont care if that goat is daeul's long lost twin brother, i want it out of the house

hani:
who, daeul or the goat?

minseok:

hani:

minseok:
[internally] the goat would make a better son