"ᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪs ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs... ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴛʀᴜɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ."
| in which the exo members attempt to raise their respective families in modern times |
{camera is set on a wide shot of baekhyun's house. the angle then switches to a shot of the living room, where the triplets are all sitting on one couch, watching tv. baekhyun is sitting on the handle of the couch, fiddling with his phone}
baekhyun: hey, do any of you guys know how to change the password on this thing?
jaeun: you just go into privacy settings, dad
jaesung: yeah, it's basic phone biology, gosh
baekhyun:
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baekhyun: boi did you just say phone biology-
{camera shifts slightly as minji walks into the room, envelopes in her hand. she throws one onto baekhyun's lap}
minji: that came in the mail for you this morning
baekhyun: people still send mail these days? what is this, the flintstone era? [opens envelope and pulls out letter] oh damn, this is actually important
minji: what does it say?
baekhyun: im invited to a high school reunion.
jaehee: for what? class of 1634?
baekhyun: no, for class of shut your mouth before i put you up for adoption
jaehee: [narrows eyes] you wouldnt dare
baekhyun: ...
baekhyun: u rite
baekhyun: [turns to minji] apparently, its a merged reunion, for the classes of 2008-2011
minji: is that even a thing?
baekhyun: i dunno but it is now
baekhyun: [crushes up paper] anyway, im not going [gets up and walks into the kitchen, scratching his head]
minji: [follows closely behind him] why not?
baekhyun: because its on saturday and we planned to go fishing with the kids
minji: we can move that to next weekend, you should go. have you forgotten that we went to the same high school? im not going there by myself!
