Bill:
*does anything that amazes the other person*
"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!"
Stan:
"I want a Jewish girl that goes to... temple... and rEAD HER TORAH."
Richie:
"So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"
"Happy birthday?"
Eddie:
"This is how I enter my house"
"WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!"
"Why are you on my phone?!"
"FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY."
Beverly:
"Hey, I'm lesbian."
"I thought you were American."
Jaeden:
"Hey, what's up, it's ya boy, uh, skinny penis."
Wyatt:
"LET'S MCFRIKIN LOSE IT!"
Finn:
"Waddup, my name is Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read."
Jack:
"There's only one thing worse than a rapist... boom."
"A child."
"No."
Sophia:
"I said, whoever through that paper, your mom's a hoe!"
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