•It Preferences•

their wedding vows

bill:
-the stutter disappeared, sons of bitchessss
-just kidding, he's verbally stumbling all over this alter
-"i-i cow... cow? did i seriously just say cow instead of vow? are you sure that you want to marry me right now?"

stan:
-he's a perfect little being
-he touched your heart with his vow
-"now we can watch all the birds together"
-such a sweetie
-it's a darn tootin' shame that he ends up dead in his bathtub
(okay look, the bathtub scene literally happened in the old it movies. i know it's a spoiler, but come on. the movie's been out for so long that it doesn't really matter anymore)

richie:
-uses his voices
-ends up using his porky pig voice throughout the whole thing
-you couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing
-pretty sure that everyone invited was annoyed

eddie:
-so pURE
-would not stop smiling through the whole thing
-so happy to marry you
-says everything perfectly until the kiss
-secretly puffs that inhaler afterwards

beverly:
-gay marriage isn't legal yet
-go home

jaeden:
-sweaty r us
-shook r us
-blushy r us
-dying r us

wyatt:
-"are you marrying me as a friend or...?"
-all over the place
-his speech makes no sense
-you love it anyway

finn:
-puns wiggle their way in?
-making weird faces
-it's a long ass speech
-this boy made a grocery list worth of vows
-"and i vow to only eat your cereal on tuesdays and sundays and to let you only use the yellow and white bowls..."
-almost as confusing as wyatt
-almost

jack:
-wrote the vows last minute on a napkin
-"shit, it's smudged..."
-winging it™️
-wasn't as bad as expected
-sweet and to the point

sophia:
-perfectionist about this
-typed and everything
-times new roman? 12 point font? double spaced? one inch margins? hell yeah
-logos ethos and pathosed her way into this marriage
-even sited her sources in correct mla format
-who even does this?
-answer: your future wife

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wow, i can't wait to be married to chosen jacobs