jaeden:
•what
•children exist?
•so small n cute
•never mind, it barfed on him
wyatt:
•this boy wanted twins? fine, go off sis
•literally does everything wrong
•it's like he wants to kill the baby
finn:
•is so excited
•goes all out
•slowly goes insane because of all the crying
•*twitching slightly* "who's idea was this?"
jack:
•best dad award goes too...
•hah yeet, not him
•don't let him anywhere near those diapers
•"y/n that is hella gross, get that mess outta here."
sophia:
•adopted some kiddies
•love them with all of her heart
•pretty sure that one of the kiddies is a psychopath
•still loves them
nic:
•makes your kid say "wot mate" instead of "what"
•knows more aussie slang than you
•your child pulls up to the daycare with a whole artillery of aussie slang
•the teachers don't know what to do
•"nic, why the fuck would you teach our child these things if no body knows what they're saying?"
chosen:
•best dad award goes to...
•HIM (by sam smith)
•so soft n pure
•is literally obsessed with the dad life
•makes everything as easy as possible for you
jeremy:
•you guys are a team
•you guys get an equal amount of responsibility
•high fives all around (jacksepticeye style)
•best parents in the world
•all of your parents friends wish that they were you guys
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FanfictionHere's a collection of whatever because I suck at writing real stories (the rest of the cast is added halfway through and the losers are dropped from the story. why? because i said so)
