bill: STOP BEING LAZY, YOU COW
stan: you're probably not the BIGGEST waste of space. there's someone out there who's even bigger
richie: break collar bones, not hearts
eddie: eat youR LEAFY GREENS
beverly: it's okaaaaayyy to be gaaaaaaayyyy as long as you're happaaaaaay
jaeden: LIVE LIKE LARRY
wyatt: if you eat before you think, you'll be on a bathroom retreat
finn: you're way too BEAUTIFUL GUUURRLLL *cues sean kingston*
jack: DUE TOMORROW DOES NOT MEAN DO TOMORROW
sophia: be here for a good time AND a long time
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FanfictionHere's a collection of whatever because I suck at writing real stories (the rest of the cast is added halfway through and the losers are dropped from the story. why? because i said so)
