jaeden: a turtle! you name him jimmy! he's so cute ahshfhisiajdj
wyatt: a cat named cat. i'm seriously. despite of how he expresses himself, he's really unimaginative
finn: a frooooo- nope. you get a literally goat and call her billy goat eilish. don't smile at me is on repeat when you're around her (pppffffttt imagine thoooooo)
jack: a gecko named geico. you make fun of nic with geico because they're both aussies. "15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance!"
sophia: a rabbit named bugs. he's the light of both of your lives
nic: a snake named talia. "BUT FOUR DRINKS IM WASTEDDDD"
chosen: a dog named winnie because that dog is as big as a bear
jeremy: bearded dragon named joe. he was pretty cool
cnskskfjdksks the losers have RETURNED (for this time only)
bill: pig named porky just like looney tunes (AYYYE WASSUP DOC)
stan: birds. he doesn't even bother naming them. "they're too good for that, y/n." "whatever, i'm naming them dee dee and dexter." "NO, TOO GOOD FOR THAT."
richie: i don't know how he managed to get this for you, but he has a tiger named tony. seriously. he has permits and everything so it's legal. how did he even-
eddie: two fish named duck and moose. don't ask why he named them that. he just did.
beverly: squirrel named sandy because spongebob duuuuhjahdhfh
henry: a crab. you named him bowers jr. because they both get pretty snappy sometimes
mike: he manages to keep one chicken around on the farm just for you and you name her gloria. he makes sure to keep her alive just because you love her
ben: a spider named roadkill. you refuse to even look in the container. ben loves her. yeah, that thing had eggs. now you gotta throw the whole boyfriend away (jk)
sjdjdjdjdjdj i kinda missed the losers so here you go
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