jaeden:
"not alive, please."
wyatt:
"i'd like the crap out of my eggs."
finn:
"how would you like YOUR eggs?"
jack:
"i want more mayo."
sophia:
"on my plate. i'm starving."
nic:
"...we're not talking about sperm, right?"
chosen:
"i don't understand anything. literally anything. i suddenly can't hear shit."
jeremy:
"dead and destroyed thoroughly."
"LIKE YOUR MOM'S PUSSY LAST NIGHT."
"shut the fuck up, nic."
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FanfictionHere's a collection of whatever because I suck at writing real stories (the rest of the cast is added halfway through and the losers are dropped from the story. why? because i said so)
