Bill:
"WELCOME TO T-T-T-TARGET!"
Stan:
"AHHG"
"AHHH! Stahp, I could've dropped my croissant!"
Richie:
"And they were roommates!"
"Oh my god, they were roommates!"
Eddie:
"Oooh girl look, it's the ramen noodle exhibit! You know that's your favorite! Careful children, that's a lot of sodium!"
Beverly:
"Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"
Jaeden:
"Kylie Jenner to the foyer, I have a surprise for you." *holding a pig*
"Is that a chicken!?"
Wyatt:
"Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?"
"Um, I've never went to oovoo javer."
Finn:
"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does!"
Jack:
"Hurricane Katrina???? More like hurricane tortilla!"
Sophia:
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!!"
"I can't sweem."
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I need to stop with the vines.
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FanfictionHere's a collection of whatever because I suck at writing real stories (the rest of the cast is added halfway through and the losers are dropped from the story. why? because i said so)
