"daddy, pass the salt"

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jaeden:
-begins to reach over, but then realizes what's going on
-tries to play it off
-"you put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about. you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around. that's what it's all about!"
-wtf jaeden

wyatt:
-same as jaeden
-does the macarena instead

finn:
-blood runs cold
-"it was closer to me, so i just wanted to save you the trouble, sir."
-sweaty as fuck

jack:
-MMMM OH GOD
-OH GOOOOOD
-NYOOM
-....jack?

sophia:
-the only one that's actually aware
-continues eating

nic:
-he passes it without thinking
-everybody is staring
-he's unfazed
-"who cares who passes the salt? this chicken is too good to waste."

chosen:
-melts
-literally
-he's a puddle
-oooooh cleaaaaning creeeew!

jeremy:
-he's aware too
-lets your father actually get it

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AYE MACARENA AIIIIIII

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