Max Crumbly x Female Reader "Locker Hero"

3. How darth vader became my father

I know some of you are probably thinking . . .

Is this guy for real? Is he actually writing all of this from INSIDE his LOCKER?

I totally understand and appreciate your skepticism.

I'M having a REALLY hard time believing all of this is happening to me, too! I guess I should start by introducing myself.

My name is Maxwell Crumbly, and I'm an eighth grader at South Ridge Middle School.

But most of the kids at my school call me Barf, after I threw up my oatmeal in PE class Max.

And YES! I did all these drawings myself.

Here's what I look like right now . . .

Actually, that's probably NOT the best drawing of me. So let me try this again.

Okay, here's one that's a lot better . . .

I have to admit, I'm still trying to adjust to this whole public school thing.

When I was younger, I had severe asthma and panic attack's, and one of the triggers was stress.

So for medical reasons my parents made the decision eight years ago to have me homeschooled by my GRANDMOTHER.

But that's not even the SCARIEST part. She's a retired KINDERGARTEN teacher!!

All the nap times, sippy cups, and story books I endured in seventh grade were just . . . WRONG!

If I have to eat another animal cracker, I swear I'm gonna puke an entire ZOO!

Sorry, but there's only so much humiliation a kid can take.

So I secretly made plans to call Child Protective Service's and report my grandma for CHILD ABUSE!

It was probably the happiest day of my life when my parents FINALLY agreed to let me attend South Ridge Middle School.

Since I'm a lot older now and on new medication, my doctor said I should be just fine.