Listen up, people! I really have to get this off my chest.
Only an extremely IMMATURE person would make a big deal out of a guy going into the girls' locker room.
Don't get it TWISTED! It was an EMERGENCY! And I only had TWO options:
1. Run around the school NAKED in my birthday suit, or
2. Search for clothes in the forbidden realm known as the GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM.
Like I said earlier, I DIDN'T EVEN CARE!
Well, I have a confession to make. . . .
I LIED!!
Once I actually stepped INSIDE the girls' locker room, I totally FREAKED OUT!
For some reason, I started shivering like crazy.
I wasn't sure if it was the cold draft from the air conditioner or if I was just completely PETRIFIED of facing the GIRLY UNKNOWN.
"Get a grip, Crumbly!" I mumbled to myself. "This is a LIFE-or-DEATH situation!"
But I wasn't talking about Tucker, Moose, and Ralph.
If I didn't get out of my muck-covered clothes soon, the STINK was going to KILL me BEFORE those guys ever caught up with me!
I grabbed my inhaler and took several deep breaths (while holding my nose).
Then I decided to look around.
Well, the good news is that I learned something new.
The girls' locker room looks a lot like the boys' locker room.
I guess I expected a pink palace filled with rainbows, cupcakes, and baby unicorns!
Hey, what do I know about girls?!
I searched through most of the lockers, and they were empty.
Not a single piece of clothing ANYWHERE!
That's when I started to panic.
Come on! HOW could this be happening?!
Wasn't this a GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM, for crying out loud?!!
I was about to give up hope and burst into tears.
But, luckily, I hit the jackpot with one of the lockers on the back wall. . . .
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AWESOME! I couldn't wait to get out of my filthy "Poopy Couture" rags!
I planned to toss them right where they belonged. In the TOILET!
Sorry, Mr. Janitor! Just call it poetic justice.
I took a closer look at the outfit and instantly realized I had a bit of a fashion crisis on my hands.
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Max Crumbly x Female Reader "Locker Hero"
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