The World Turned Upside Down(discontinued)

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P: why did the chicken cross the road

W: to get to the other side.

D: no, why did it?

W:???!

P: there's a chicken standing in front of our car, it's been there for 20 minutes now.

())(yooooo)

D: there's an creature called an dik-dik

P: I named one

W; what did u call it.

D: she called it Wally

P: because you are an dik-dik

)/(/)/):)):)/

P: I died once.

&@&33$/&

W: what is wrong with America

P: what

W: I wanna be Canadian now.

D: why

W: trump

P: why is that Cheeto still here.

According to all know laws of avaintion

P: I need something better than caffeine but not as bad as a drug.

W: Coffee brewed with monster energy and 5 hour energy instead of water.

D: that's worse.

There is no way a bee should be able to fly

D: why is there a shorten of cloths in my closet.

W: same

C: yeah, where are my boots

P: I deny anything.

D: you are wearing my Jacket ,Wally's shorts, kaldur's shirt, and connor's boots.

P: ehhhh

W: what are you even doing?

K: she is establishing that she is in the lead

C: well she's succeeding.

()))&

W: what's the pass word to ur amazon account again?

P: it's RobinAndSeabird

D: why?

W: I blew up my microwave

W: Science

(-))/):)/)

W: why don't you use ur sword skills

P: because I don't want to

D: and because joker stabbed her with a sword from who knows where and yelled "IT WAS KNIFE TO MEET YOU." And after she had surgery she told me she was in "stable condition."

W: hot damn

:)):::):)

D: hey want some blades?

P: NO, BLADES ARE FOR SKATING

W: u dingus

):):):))/(/-

W: I heard you two lost ur phones

(::):):):$/&&-&-@/

P: frick this crap I'm out.

D: why

P: spider is gone

D: pack ur bags we're leaving.

Its wings are to small to get its fat little

W: Why do people say bless you when you sneeze.

P: I dunno, I sneezed in front of bruce, and he went bless you.

D: she then gasped and went 'I have ur blessing! Now I can marry anyone!' Then she ran away cackling while Bruce shouted.

P: dick sneezed at school and got a text from bruce saying Bless you.

D: DOES HE HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE?

Body of the ground.

W: why do people cuss?

D: because we fucking can, and because I fucking want to.

W: oh

P: hold up I need to correct this.

D: ?

P: ok

P: this is why

P: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY

W: oh wow, that's beautiful.

The bee of course flys anyway

P: why are you on the ceiling get the fuck down

:);)$;&:@:

D: why are people so stupid

P: what

D: some kid was being and idiot and I told him 'stupid has u in it.'

P: nice insult

D: he got really flustered and went 'WELL THERES AN I IN STUPID TOO' and I just looked at him

P: was it Wally

W: HEY

Because bees don't care

D: I'll take a potato chip, and eat it.

W: I'll take a potato and shove it up your ass if you keep telling deathnote jokes.

P: that's kinky.

What humans think

W: hey what soul color are you? Undertale?

D: I was justice, when I took an quiz.

P: I don't have a soul, I sold it to satan.

D: that makes sense.

Is impossible

P: I don't know if I should push you off this bridge or complement you.

D: can I pick

W: what happened.

Mhhhhhhh

P: why does my apple taste like coffee?

AbCdEfG

P: you know what would be worse than dying.

W: what

P: Tom holland dying

D: it's been three weeks since you watched Spider-Man homecoming please stop.

P: never, Loki'd

Gummy bears are chasing me

W: do any of you have sodium, bromine, and oxygen.

D: Na BrO

P: i will murder you.