I know I haven't updated this for , like, 2 weeks, and the next x Reader still isn't ready, so why not have a few jokes in this to cover this up...
NOTE: I DO NOT OWN SOME JOKES (THE JOKES WITH A "!#!" MARK IS NOT MINE
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Anne: What should we name our daughter my husband who is most likely human and not a mud doll who looks exactly like him and was created by some sort of demonic being?
Arth: "Really Anne?"
Anne: That's it, "Riliane"! What a wonderful name : )
Arth: "Sickle-dammit"
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Rilane: So, Mr. Venomania, this alleged with Miss Gumina has been going on for...?
Sateriasis: 2 years
Rilane: And your first name again is...?
Sateriasis: Sati
Rilane: And your boyfriend's name again is...?
Sateriasis: Karchess Krim
Everyone else: *gasps*
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Banica Conchita: Would you like something to drink?
Narrator: She opened the fridge
Banica Conchita: We have water, milk, juice, blood in a wine glass, doctor pepper...
Random Visitor: "Blood in a wine glass"?
Banica Conchita: Blood in a wine glass it is then.
Random Visitor: No that wasn't-
Narrator: But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of blood in a wine glass
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Germaine: We start the revolution against the queen, NOW!
Random Citizen: What about dinner?
Germaine: We start, in a few hours!
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Allen: *wearing one of Riliane's dress* Here are my clothes *hands Riliane his servant clothes* wear them and escape
Riliane: But what if they figure out you're NOT me?
Allen: It's okay, you chest is flat
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Nemesis (to Nyoze): If only, we could start all over
Michelle (to Gellerian): If only, I was human
That Gakupo Monk from "Weathered Head at Onigashima" (to dead Kayo): If only, you hadn't forgotten
Lemy Abelard: If only, I wasn't reborn
Allen Avadonia: If only, we could be reborn
Carlos Marlon: If only, I hadn't run away
Gumina (To Sateriasis): If only, there was someone out there who loved you
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Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Some hoe is fuckin' all yo children, wives, and horses
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Evillious Chronicles x Reader (Taking Requests)
FanfictionWelcome to the Evillious Chronicles x Reader stuff! If you aren't familiar with Evillious Chronicles, here's a quick summary: Evillious Chronicles is a story made by MothyP (Akuno-P) where it talks about the world's malice and sins. It takes place i...
