NOTE: Any joke with "*" DOES NOT BELONG TO ME
Riliane: I told you: WE DIDN"T DO THAT!
Venomania: Then who did make love to last night?
Allen: *awkwardly moves away*
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*Not mine*
Master of The Court: Believe me, I have a better voice than you!
Unknown Singer: Nonsense! I have a great voice! That's how I lure sailors to their impending doom when I was a mermaid!
~Flashback~
Unknown Singer as a mermaid: *Singing incredibly badly* La la lu li la la lu la la lu li la
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Young Riliane: I want a horse for my birthday!
Anne: *Gives her some money* Here, get yourself a horse
~Next Day~
Young Riliane: Mom! I got a talking pony!
Twilight Sparkle: Sweet Celestia, please help me...
Anne: What. The. F***.
(For the record, I'm not a brony)
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(For this next one, You should know Cardfight Vanguard to get the joke)
Germaine: Now, people of Lucifenia, attack... The Vanguard!
Riliane: Generation Guard! Bond Protector Servant, Allen Avadonia!
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Irina: Perform the Court Ending, we can't let her get away!
Adam and Eve: On it!
Frisk: *performs the reset*
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Update Part: Ok, I know this is meant to be an x Reader, but now, you can request Evillious ships, Ex. Kyle x Banica, Venomania x Female!Karchess, etc.
I'll be doing a requested Banica x Pollo next!
P.S. This is not an April Fools Joke
YOU ARE READING
Evillious Chronicles x Reader (Taking Requests)
FanfictionWelcome to the Evillious Chronicles x Reader stuff! If you aren't familiar with Evillious Chronicles, here's a quick summary: Evillious Chronicles is a story made by MothyP (Akuno-P) where it talks about the world's malice and sins. It takes place i...
