𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 & 𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲; wolfstar

Chapter One ☆

Sirius
Remus
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Saturday 02:03am

Your order of "five large Hawaiian pizzas & 2l of Fanta" is on it's way. That will be a total of £50.96 - Have a nice meal.

I didn't order no pizza or drink. What company is this?

Serious Pizza Service & Co

I've never heard of such business. Please never contact me again - otherwise I will contact the police.

Woah man chill. Tis not a pizza service.

Excuse me? Who are you then? It's 2am on Saturday.

I'm so sorry dude, my friends dared me to prank a random number.

Hehehhshheh

My throat feels bubbly.

POP

What's your name?

Mate, you're drunk. Infact, you're drunker than drunk. Go home. And I'm not telling you my name.

You're no fun! Ahshsbbssjnzsn. Let me kiss you. There's a good boy. Wanna treat? Come get it boy. Come get it!

Nom. Nom. Nom. Oh man you're going to regret this in the morning.

Wat r u talkin bout funny man

You see that blonde girl near you?

Yeah.

She's totally into you. She told me

OMG I LOVE YOU. I GIRL LIKESSA ME? AW I'M GONA SMASH HER.

You go girl! Go get her.

Goodnight

Goodbaiii I love u

Sunday 09:21am

Jfc I am so sorry about earlier man. Oh dear. I'm not like that sober I promise.

Wat r u talkin bout funny man

Please don't quote my drunken words :')

Good boy. There's a good boy.

I am deeply hurt.

You interrupted my beauty sleep.

I'm being soooo sympathetic

Ehem, what was that? Sarcasm?

Indeed it was. I'm Sirius by the way.

Hey, isn't that a star?

Yes I am quite a star actually. I've won two acting awards.

Oh, I mean, an actual star in the sky. There's a star called Sirius.

O shush, we both know that you were hitting on me by calling me a star. Don't try and hide it.

Well anyway, I better be going

Better things to do.

Life to get on with

Have a nice life, Sirius the star.

Aren't you going to tell me your name?

Galaxy - my name is galaxy.

No way! So I'm a star, and your name is galaxy? That's crazy.