Salty Casey .-.

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by CaseyTheFox

by CaseyTheFox

Judy: waz up wit Casey? She seemz gloomy

Nick: bad mood. She gets real salty when that happens. So salty it's hilarious xddddd

Jack: Casey what's wrong?

Casey: nothing =_=

Jack: breh ik there's somethin wrong so it'd be best to spill it out .3.

Casey: =_=

Nah fluq u

Jack: .-.

Cynthia: *appearz outta nuwhere* Hello Savage. Come now, it's time to go

Jack: wtf I just met u

Cynthia: Not now Savage. I'm trying to rescue u from the clutches of this evil red witch

Casey: excuse me?! Did u just call me a witch?!

Jack: oooooh boi.

Nick: Salty Casey aint gonna handle dat too well :/

Cynthia: yes I did. Do u have an issue with that statement because I have checked that it is fully legal to speak the truth -_-

Casey: truth? TRUTH?! U WANT TRUTH?! HERE ILL GIVE IT TO YA FLUQ U AND UR UGLYBUTT PILLOW NECK WUT EVEN IZ DAT?! ITS LIKE TEN TIMES UR BODY. AND BEFORE U TALK ABOUT OTHERS BEING WITCHES U SURE UR BODY PROPORTIONS ARE NORMAL CUZ IT SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY SOMEONE WOULD HAVE SUCH A THIN BODY WITH SUCH A BIG NEVK! GO LOOK FOR A LIFE OTHER THAN BOTHERIN OTHERZ AND GET DA FRICK OUT UGLYCLASS (yesh new innocent version) MOTHERCLUCKER FLUQ U AND UR STUPID VIXENZ

Cynthia: 0-0 dang chill

Casey: *stckz up ring finger* FLUQ OFF DITCH

Cynthia: .-. *leavez*

Jack: for once I'm happy she was salty xddd

Nick: I'm just gonna keep a good 20 meter distance away from her until she's feelin better •-•

Judy: *traumatized 4 life* 0-0 WTF

Author: Moral of da chapter, don't mess with me or Casey when we're salty xdddddd