I don't see why the school had to let us off for a day. I know there was an villain attack but still, it's not like anyone died just Mr Caterpillar got beaten up.
I laid in my bed hoping someone would come get me up but funny thing is, I live alone.
"Ugh I hate mornings..."
I turned on my side to be faced by phone buzzing far too loud. I put the crappy phone on vibrate but it's fucking louder than if it was on full blast. I looked over the caller ID and it was...
MUM?!
I quickly fumbled out of bed and grabbed my phone. Oh no shit I'm shaking! JUST ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE Y/N!
"H-hello?"
"COME DOWN STAIRS SUGARPLUM!" Oh fucking god why does my life suck more than I do? I trudged out of my bed, I don't care I'm wearing my Midnight pyjamas.
I really hope I fall down these stairs and die.
"Mum are yo- what the fuck are you doing?"
The older woman was laid across the floor on her stomach while wearing a magikarp onesie. Does she think she's a fucking Pokemon?
"I'm a Magikarp Y/n!" She trailed around on the floor as she did the worm to move around.
"This is why I tell people I'm adopted..." As she slid across the wall I firmly kicked her in the back. Wow that was a good kick I'm proud of myself.
"O-OW Y/N THAT FUCKING HURT!"
"Well that was the idea mother~" She sat up before comically crying as she pulled her hood over her face.
"Y-you're so m-m-mean Y/n!" I dragged her to the couch as she punched and kicked like a fucking dog.
"Come on Mum just act like your age!" For a woman whose had 4 kids, she still act like she's 2.
"Fine... Sweetie you're like my mum you know that right?" I knew that was a compliment but still.
"Thanks but I'm pretty sure you're suppose to be my mum not the other way round..."
"Hehehe yeah" Is she drunk? That wouldn't surprise me if she dragged poor All Might and Midnight out to drink after her time on TV. I can't believe she said all that shit.
"Anyway what's up? Why are you here?" She suddenly sat up straight and took her hood down. You could the small strands of grey going through her black hair.
"I saw that villain attack so I decided I wanted to catch up with my best girl~"
I always thought my mum was the only person who could make me embarrassed through compliments but I guess Katsuki has a skill for that too.
"It takes your daughter nearly being killed by villains for you to get in touch?"
"I was planning to come over after the sports festival but I had to beat the lovely shit out of some fuck-munch villains" I really think her and Katsuki would get alon- Wait! Did she say sports festival?!
"Hold the fucking rainbow phone did you say sports festival?!" She looked as if someone just punched her in the dick. Ha I finally caught her off balance!
"N-n-no I didn't say a-a-anything about a s-s-sport festival!"
Ugh I have to use my trump card...
"Mother..."
"Yes?"
"If you don't tell me the truth I won't tell you about my crush~" Did she just shake? Alright I know where I get my shaking from now, but is she alright? Like damn she likes a chihuahua.
"FINE I'LL TELL YOU!"
Wow that worked.
"Nedzu told me I should make sure your eyesight is alright because in some days time it's the annual sport festival..." I'm telling Katsuki straight away, I'm pretty sure I have his phone number.
"YAY I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT SOMEONE!!"
"Honey I'm so proud of you! Make sure to break their bones if they either make fun of you, force gender roles on you or be mean to your friends!"
"OF COURSE MUM!" I saluted my Mum before falling on the couch, I guess I have to tell her about dead Katsuki.
"NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CRUSH!"
"ALRIGHT HE'S BASICALLY THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER!"
"LOOKS ISN'T EVERYTHING Y/N"
"I KNOW MUM THAT'S JUST THE CHERRY ON TOP!"
"OOOOH TELL ME MORE!"
"HE'S THE KINDEST ARSEHOLE EVER AND HE HUGGED ME WHEN I WAS CRYING!"
"I FUCKING SHIP IT!"
Later
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__Deadinside__
Hey Katsukacock
Mrcreeper
Y/N WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY USERNAME?!
__Deadinside__
Awe come on you love Minecraft
Mrcreeper
I'm going to fucking kill you!
__Deadinside__
Ohshit
** __Deadinside__ **
Left the chatroom
Mrcreeper
GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE!
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Fanfiction[[ UNDER EDITING // x Reader ]] "I won't just be a hero! I'll be someone who can make Mum proud!" Ever since a child Y/n L/n has always wanted to help the un-helped and overlooked however, she only received her quirk at 6, labelling herself as a lat...
