Smile | B.Katsuki

•• Chapter 55 ••

Its 4 am-

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Shit. The biggest shit yet. It's like if the giant's from Jack and the beanstalk, and the hulk's shits combined into one mother of shits. That is the current amount of shit I am in right now.

Mum and her 'best friend' and my favourite pro hero, Midnight stood in front of the class. While Midnight was being rather seductive -I don't what else to say- my dear mother was smiling like a five year old sat on Santa's lap. She continuously poked Aizawa in the face muttering things like 'did you miss me?', 'you look dead inside' and 'did you know one layer of the moon's crust is thicker than the other?', leaving the whole class baffled including yours truly.

I actually pity the poor guy but I have to thank him. Thanks to my amazing teacher, my mum is too busy annoying him than to annoy me.

He truly thinks about his students.

"W-will you g-get off me?!" Aizawa stuttered in between words- mum's arms wrapped around neck.  Both her hands squishing each side of his face. This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen and I've looked in a mirror before. Even I couldn't comprehend what was happening infront of me. The pro hero Vermillion, a mother of four, a respected hero and inspirational speaker- harassing my homeroom teacher.

"Oi Y/n what the hell is your mum doing?" Denki whispered to me despite being like everyone else, completely confused.
"... I have no idea..."

"Come on~~ Shota I bet you missed me! I sure did miss yo-"

"Excuse me- I don't think this is appropriate for a classroom-" Thank the Lord for Momo's existence. She raised her hand in the air standing up slightly. I probably should've said something with it being my mum and everyone but I would rather stay crouched in my seat-hiding.

"Oh... oh of course!" Midnight stopped taking pictures of the pair, peeling mum of poor Mr. Aizawa whose cheeks were raw red and hair well- a bit disheveled. Mum laid limp in Midnight's arms who held her up with her arms under her armpits allowing her friend to basically fall into her. She winked at me. I saw that. You sneaky devil.

"Pssst Midnight you owe me 1,350 yen..."
"You little ho- fineee"

I knew it.

"Interesting pair..."
"Shut it Katsuki"

Mum jumped out of Midnigt's arm, saluting to my class who were as stiff as a board apart from my favourite invisible girl who did a small salute.

"Bloody hell... as you can see Midnight and... her will be assessing the sensibility of your hero names-"

"M/n do it-" I keep forgetting theres a reason Midnight and Mum were never allowed to partner up in their school days.

"So!-" She jumped. They just jumped.
"Basically! Your hero name will create a certain image for example you won't want a name which implies death coz then you know... anyways! Your hero name should reflect ones' characters!!" Shes on crack, I swear.

"YES! Just like All Might!!" The whole class jumped, including me and that brave Katsuki as she screamd and pointed at Izuku who looked like he nearly crapped himself. Meanwhile, Aizawa was just staring at her probably in disbelief while Midnight was just laughing, that's it- she was just laughing.