Now you see me, now you don't | Jikook

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Vacations are over. 

But not like me getting laid:')

Damn Jimin's dick is the finest of them finest. 

Not that Jimin was my first dick ever. 

It's really not that case. 

:')

But I think our sex got way better and more kinkier. 

Jimin just has this aura that turns you from normally 80% kinky to 487%. 

You know what was funny hahahah 

The last time Jimin and I fucked, I was moaning so loud that a neighour from across the street was checking if a murder takes place since this is a abandoned house. 

So what I was saying is the man went over to Jimin's apartment and due to us being 101% horny and into our make out/fuck session we forgot to close the door. 

Then the man went into his apartment and it looked like me humping the sofa since Jimin wasn't visible to him. 

I was so frightened by the man that I jumped off the sofa and he was like 'Oh, uhm sorry I thought no one rented this apartment, uhm sorry hehe' he blushed and ran away. 

Imagine how weird it would look if you think someone is getting murdered, but instead you find someone fucking his sofa. 

Jimin was laughing his fucking ass off. 

I was the weirdo of the streets anyway, so it's okay. 

But damn, why always me like wtf. 

haha

So these are my thoughts while I'm working at KFC and cleaning the tables. 

Oh and 

I switched the KFC I was working at yesterday, cause my boss was nice yeah.. 

BUT 

He was accidently touching my ass and stroking it after it 

Like wtf

I was like Boi??? what u doing???

And he was like, touching a precious treasure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Then I told him to fuck off. 

And he was like yeah okay 

Then he handed me a termination. 

And I was like 

Uhm 

okay. 

Then I looked for a new Job and found another KFC. 

It's 40 min away from home but since I have a drivers licence its oghaayyy. 

Jimin called me.

''Yoooooo sofafucker, when do u finish work tonight hehe. Cause u kno on my bed will be going on a lot more of work'', he asked. 

''Jimin I have one more hour to work, and you know my way home are 40 minutes, so I'll be around 2 hours home'', I explained. 

''Hm okhay, then I go over to Jisoo and play with Jackson and his rice pillow'', he uttered. 

''Okghayy boi, bye dicksucker''

''Bye, sofafucker''

I hung off the phone and dedicated myself to clean all other 12 tables. 

Why do people have to eat like they are pigs?

Like boi, noooo

And the toilets omf-  

Don't they know how to flush a toilet after they've had their shit?

DISGUSTENGGGGG

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So another hour went by and I was about to go home. 

But then I saw dem crispy chickens that were leftover and I ate them with Jenni, who btw works here too now. 

''So u like dicks now huh?'', she glared at me. 

''Yeah haha'', I responded. 

''I knew it all the time bruh'', she admitted. 

''Wait. What?''

''Boi, you forgot to turn off your gayporn and to put your 'gayporn I have to watch next' list away as I was in your room.'', she laughed. 

''Omg what hahahaha shit. oooops'', I laughed too. 

''yeah I'm gay sry baeee, I know u were craving for ma dick''

''Yeah kookie I was so hard craving for ur dick, really.'', she said sarcastically. 

''Shut up bitch''

Jenni had to go earlier so she took her chicken and left. 

I was sitting there at the table for 10 more minutes and enjoyed my hot chicken slices. 

Not as hot as the Jibooty. 

And far from being as hot as his mouth. 

YOu know what that mouth do?

Hah 

not gonna tell u

joke

That mouth be licking lollipop really good:') 

I finished my chicken slices and wanted to take some for Jimin.

But then I remembered, this boi only can eat my dick haha

I took my car key and opened my car. 

Then went into it. 

Seeing a couple next to my car making out in their car. 

These couples nowadays. 

only kissing 

I would suck Jimin off in that car:')

I was staring at them. 

Idk why I'm always staring at people. 

The guy turned around. 

''WHAT THE FUCKING DICKSUCKER, JINNNN IS THAT FUCKING YOUU?????????''

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Tommorrow is my last prefinal exam:')

I'm feeling unprepared as shit 

but yeah 

ok

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