Skirts [Lams]

The dorm switcheroo

Alex's pov

I walk into my dorm to see Charles Lee and his group of goons discussing something. They turn to look at me and some guy with a Burger King crown hisses:

"Did he hear anything?"

I roll my eyes and look at Lee.

"I heard nothing. Lee, i need to talk to you. In private."

He looks at me, annoyed.

"Fine. But this better not take long."

I walk into the hall with him following.

"Lee, i hate to break it to ya, but i don't like you-"

"Big shocker"

"Ugh. Anyway. I'm switching dorms today, just thought I'd give you advance warning. I'm going to go pack up."

His face turns from shock to happiness and he lets out a laugh.

"Thank god!" He runs back into the dorm and i hear him tell his friends that 'the insomniac with a gender crisis' is finally out of the dorm. I ignore the comment and start packing my few belongings into a suitcase.

"BYE LEE. I'm not gonna miss you. Also, bye Burrito, Macaroni Jefferson, Jefferson's sick boi, and person-with-crown-who-I-don't-know.

"ITS KING GEORGE YOU IGNORANT GRAPEFRUIT"

I laugh and walk down to the front desk.

"Hello, how can I help you?" An extremely bored- looking woman asks

"I'd like to request a dorm switch."

"Ok, name and current dorm?"

"Alexander Hamilton, 1800"

"Any particular reason for switch?"

"Conflicting morales"

She sighs and enters some stuff in her computer. "Ok. Keys."

I hand her my keys and she hands me a new pair.

"Room 1776" I stg if any of you start a lyric thing-

"Thank you." I briskly walk to the dorm and open the door. John looks up from his half-eaten sandwich.

"Hello? .....o-oh Alex!" His face breaks into a smile.

"John! Guess who's your new roommate?"

He laughs. "Oh, dunno. M-maybe Bigfoot?"

I grin and start to unpack.

"N-need help?"

"No, I'm good." As i unpack my clothes he looks at me curiously.

"D-do you have any long pants or s-shorts?"

I stiffen. "No. Please don't ask"

He looks at me nervously. "O-okay" his phone pings and he looks down. "Hey, Th-the Schuyler's have invited us to go swimming. Wanna c-come?"

No. Nonononono i can't please. I can't deal with the water and i can't swim. "Sure! I'm not a big fan of water though..."

"O-oh that's okay! Peggy isn't either. Y-you can sit with her."

"Okay!" I can't wait! Never mind the water, I'm making friends!

A/n thank you all so much for 1K reads and 80 votes!!!!! This is absolutely insane, honestly. I can't believe you guys. I'm so so so so grateful for all of you!!! I celebration, I'm gonna do a Q&A. Comment any and every question and I'll do a chapter answering them!!! Thank you thank you thank you all so much i appreciate all of you. Lots of love,

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