Scenarios On Ice

a summary of ares and aphrodite's love story as mortals

Year 2016

[14-YEAR-OLD] AUDREY: so uhm

[15-YEAR-OLD] YURIO: have we met before

AUDREY: prolly
i'm getting deja vu just by looking at u rn

YURIO: same lol

AUDREY: i still think ure an ass

YURIO: and i still think ure a bitch fuk u

AUDREY: smh well you're not worthy of talking to my beautiful face so bye *turns away and walks off*

YURIO: *calls after her* YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT PRETTY U FOUR-EYED WHORE

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Year 2018

[17-YEAR-OLD] YURIO: lol okay so i havent seen her in ages whiCH IS A GOOD THING
omg ew im totally not looking forward to seeing her again
that bitch
smh she prolly putting on makeup to cover up that horrifying face of hers rn
i've stalked that bitch on instagram
she's always wearing girly shit like high heels and dresses what the fuck
smh liking male models' posts on instagram
god i still remember her smell
she smells like roses
and
well
she smells familiar

OTABEK, VIKTOR, YUURI: *blink*

YURIO: what

YUURI: u do know we can hear what ure saying

YURIO: shut up pig

YUURI: i was just—

YURIO: i said shut up

JJ: o there she is

[16-YEAR-OLD] AUDREY: *steps inside* hello

YURIO: okay she looks prettier than before
but idk it could be the makeup
smh shes prolly still a psycho

AUDREY: hi yurio

YURIO: uh privet

AUDREY: well you look much taller than the last time i saw you

YURIO: ofc whaddyu think bitch i grew

AUDREY: like wth we were like the same height and now ure 5'11 or sum shit

YURIO: and i see ur growth spurt has stopped
well mine hasnt and i'll probably grow til 6 ft
anyway whats up

AUDREY: u look cute

YURIO: WHaT but okay

JJ: what the FUCK but yurio is still psychotic as FUCK

YURIO: shut up jj no one asked

VIKTOR: kinda tru tho

YURIO: i said SHUT UP

AUDREY: dw i'm psychotic myself too

YURIO: tru lol
shitwtfyousmelllikeroses

AUDREY: yeah i smell like roses even when i dont put perfume
idk the reason
you smell like blood tho

YURIO: yeah

AUDREY: anyway whats that yall watching on tv

OTABEK: idk yurio selected the movies

YURIO: yes it shows scenes of war and ofc it involves people killing each other

AUDREY: smh cant we go watch some romantic movie or fashion documentary