Scenarios On Ice

vernon when sam and masha started dating

vernon: he bROOOOOOKKKKEEEE MY HEART

HE DOESN'T WANT ME QAQ [sobs at a pic of sam and masha together]

BUT FINALLY

I'LL SET MY LOVE FREE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YES I'LL CHANGE MYSELF [puts red wig and blue contact lenses on] SO YOU CAN LOVE MEEEEE

I'M SO SEXYYYYYY ;3333

YOU CLOSED YOUR HEART NO WORRIES I HAVE THE KEEEEYYYYYYY

FOR YOU I'LL CROSS THE SEA

cUz i wILL cHAnGe mYsELf sO YoU cAn loVE mEeEEeEeE

i'M sO sExYYYYyyyYYyYyYYyYYyy!1!1!1!1!1!

YOU CLOSED YOUR HEART FOR YOU i'LL eAt eLeVeN BeeeEEEEeEeEeEeeeEeeeEEEESSS

noW I'M READY TO PURSUE YOUR LOVE!1!1!1!1!!!11! [kicks door open]

masha:

sam:

vernon, with red wig and blue contact lenses on: òwó

masha: [scrEAMS]

vernon: sAmMy~~

sam: wtf

masha: [SCREAMS LOUDER AND JUMPS TO SAM] MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER!1!1!1!!!

the rest of eight player game: [barge in]

irene:

evie:

cesare:

jinwon:

coco:

cesare: [sHRIEKS]

jinwon: [SHRIEKS ALONG]

coco: MONSTER!1!1!2!2 [throws shoes at vernon]

irene: [sighs] vernon, again?

evie: we should have told masha that he's always like this when cesare, jinwon, and sam got a new girlfriend...