Live, Love, Lost

Lyndell :'(

**** dis is gnna b a long chp cuz iCombined 2-3 chps together****

Chanel: ive ben wantin 2 do that 4 a looooong time 

Roc: CHANEL??!!!! 

Chanel: HAAAEY ROCKY POOH 

Lauren: *takes off earrings* WDH??!!! 

Chanel: gyrlll this is MII boo yeen gne steal hem away 4rm meh 

Lauren: THROW DEM HANDS 

Chanel: *kalls her gyrls over there* iight were we jackin @?? 

Bri: THA STREETZ!!!!!(dt commercial is crazy) 

Tay: I aint beat a trick in a long tyme & 2day is tha day I gt mii exercise in!! 

April: *sings* everybodii was GHETTO FYTING!!! 

Lauren: jus so yuh kno, b4 we moved here we used 2 live in SOUTH Memphis. So therefore things WILL gt bloody... 

Bri: *puts Vaseline on her face* all mii lyfe I had 2 fyte... 

Tay: I neva knew Harpo  

April: bt ill beat hem dead b4 he beat meh!!! 

Lauren: amen! 

Prince: LaToyna?? 

Ray: Maria?? 

Prod: KeKe?? 

Everyone: THE HELL???!!! 

Then of course, the girls gt 2 fytin in the street, in tha white flks neighborhood, lyk sum real (ghetto) Gs. 

White lady: OH MY GOD BOB THERE R SUM AFRO AMERICAN HOODLEMS IN OUR STREET!!! 

Bob: IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!! 

Prod: 4GT THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attempts 2 throw a water bottle at the dude but it lands in the trash* 

Ray: 3 points! DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUM TAY TEARIN THAT TRICK UP!!!!!!! FEMALE FLOYD MAYWEATHER IN THA BUILDIN! 

Roc: DID YUH SEE HOW LAUREN PULLED CHANEL HAIR & SLAMMED HER 2 THA GROUND??! 

Prince: MANE APRIL GOIN HAM ON THAT GYRL FACE! SLAP HIT SLAP HIT ITZ A REPEATIVE CYCLE! WAIT A MIN *eats popcorn* CNT WE ALL JUS GT ALONG?? 

Every1: HELL NAWL!!! 

Prod: GO BRI! LEFT RYTE UPPER CUT STOMP HER IN THA FACE! HELL ALL THA GYRLS WHOOPIN SUM ASZ. DOWN GOEZ FRASHIER DOWN GOEZ FRASHIER!!!!!!!! 

Alex Jarvier & Kyndell: DAAAYYYUUUMMM 

The gyrls opponents fell to the ground and crawled away...eventually. April lauren tay & bri walked bck 2 tha boys witout any type of scratch on them (cuz they st8 thugs). Mb luked lyk they had seen 6 old guys havin sex in they house r sumin (cuz they were so shocked). And of course, lyk this day cudnt gt any more interestin, mike decided 2 show up bt he didn't kno tay wuz gne b there.  

Mike: *sees tay* haey so hows*sees ray ball up his fist* it go...........*silence* 

Ray: WDF YUH DOIN HERE NIGGUH 

Mike: Luk iaint tryna gt in no trouble iight?? Bt since ur here, tay I need tah tlk 2 yuh 

Tay: NIGGUH I SWEAR IF YUH COME NEAR MEH, IMA KILL YO KIDS!!! 

Everybodii: daaayyyuuummm 

Mike: luk jus come wit meh so we can tlk! 

Tay&Ray: WHO DHA FUZZ YUH YELLIN AT??!!!