[ MONDAY, 4:31AM ]
CHAT : no sad faces
tae:
aye you hoes awake yet?
jimin:
tae, why are you up?
jimin:
school doesn't start until 7
tae:
the real question is why aren't you up?
jimin:
uh because i was sleeping like a normal human would at this hour duh
jimin:
no seriously why you up?
tae:
i fell asleep early yesterday so i'm suffering the consequences you could say
jimin:
well i'm unfortunately up now so…
jimin:
you wanna meet up?
kook:
yo wtf is going on here?
kook:
could ya’ll just go to sleep thx
jimin:
…
jimin:
y'all
tae:
y'all
kook:
it's too early for this shit
tae:
yeah sure we can meet up, baby
kook:
he gets to call you baby?? :0
jimin:
yeah?
jimin:
you can too, if ya want
tae:
where do you wanna meet up at?
jimin:
jack in the box?
jimin:
i like their croissant sandwiches
kook:
make sure not to drop your croissant
kook:
hahahahahaha
tae:
i—
tae:
bundlecock, just go to sleep
kook:
k
tae:
@ jimin, see you at jack in the crack then
jimin:
should we invite him?
tae:
sure why not
jimin:
but my poor baby must be tired tho :(
tae:
ok then don't invite him
jimin:
but we'd be excluding him from our cute little dates :(
tae:
so bring him
jimin:
no he's a growing boy, he should sleep
tae:
sleep he shall
jimin:
but i feel bad :(
kook:
guys i can see this
kook:
it's a group chat for a reason
kook:
also no sad faces jimin
jimin:
oh, yeah
jimin:
you wanna come?
kook:
i’m already on my way 💕
tae:
you don't play around, textbook
kook:
wtf did you just call me textbook
tae:
iM rUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS OK?
jimin:
aren't you guys walking?
tae:
yeah
kook:
yep
jimin:
paY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD YOU LIL SHITS
jimin:
what if you get run over?!
tae:
new rapper name; lil shit
kook:
i honestly don't doubt that someone already has that name on soundcloud
jimin:
boy you better be paying attention when you walk or i'll beat your ass
kook:
the only thing you're beating is your meat, try me hoe
tae:
iactuallysnortedi’msorryjimin
jimin:
whatever i’m not the one bending over, now am i?
tae:
i mean…
tae:
you would be with me, sometimes
jimin:
tae shut the fuck up 😤
jimin:
just for that, i’m not buying you those french toast sticks they're selling
tae:
:(
kook:
no sad faces!1!1
kook:
ok real talk, i’m 2 minutes away, see you guys soon
jimin:
okay, baby 😙
tae:
k ❤
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