27 | favorite hyung?

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[ MONDAY, 7:05AM ]
CHAT : no babies allowed

jin:
yo sluts, did y'all see tae's ig post??

joon:
yes !!

joon:
do you think it's what we think it is??

hobi:
probably

hobi:
also jin never call my baby a slut again

yoongi:
yeah you're gonna catch these fucking hands

hobi:
😤👊

jin:
i feel like i'm being threatened by a pair of cats

joon:
hmm, idk hoseok is more of a dog??

hobi:
r u calling me a bitch 🗿

hobi:
after i defended your honor

joon:
hskshdjd no 😔

jin:
going back to tae & sketchbook

jin:
do y'all think they're together??

hobi:
isn't his actual name like jesus christ or something 🗿

joon:
hoseok you're wrong for that one-

yoongi:
don't do him like that 💀

jin:
ok but back to what i was saying??

yoongi:
i hope they are

yoongi:
the three of them look good together and it'd be upsetting for them to break up after only one fight

hobi:
is it a bad time to mention that joon & i were placing bets to see if they would pair off 🗿

joon:
gdkdhdjd hoseok you said we wouldn't say anything

hobi:
low-key was rooting for tae & jimin 👀

joon:
jimin and jungkook is where it was at. and that's on what?

jin:
menstrual period boo 🔴😩😳😔✌

yoongi:
i hate it here

jin:
don't hate us 😤😠💢 cause you ain't us 😔😌✨

yoongi:
would you look at that seokjin's suddenly single

jin:
not aGAIN

joon:
do you guys ever think about how crazy jin acts in this chat but he doesn't act as crazy in the other??

hobi:
science side of twitter please explain

hobi:
fr tho

hobi:
those babies are finally gonna get their happy ending

jin:
it's what they deserve 😌💅

joon:
that's if jimin accepts them both

yoongi:
he will

yoongi:
since i'm his favorite hyung i can easily tell these things

hobi:
no offence but since when are you his favorite hyung 🗿

jin:
yeah, how do you know i'm not his favorite 😤

hobi:
what? no i'm jimin's favorite hyung

yoongi:
uh nice try sweetie

yoongi:
it's me

jin:
i wanna be his favorite hyung!!

hobi:
too late i already am 😔✌

joon:
why can't i be the favorite? :/

hobi:
u right baby u are

yoongi:
namjoon, you're everyone's favorite 💕

jin:
i'm not giving up my position that easily!

yoongi:
eat my ass, seokjin. namjoon's the favorite.

jin:
damn kitten give me a time
READ 7:15AM

jin:
yoongi?
READ 7:15AM

jin:
y-yoongi?? 👉👈

yoongi:
come over an a hour

hobi:
ew
READ 7:16AM

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unedited.
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