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31 | gays only event

[ TUESDAY, 11:00AM ]
CHAT : hi, welcome to chili's

tae:
good morning fellow gays 😌

tae:
that's still the name of the chat??

tae:
after everything that happened??

kimtaehyung has named the chat 'this is a gay only event-!'

hobi:
three of us are literally bi or no label 🗿

kook:
make that four 💀

tae:
yOU TOO?!?!

jimin:
i-

jin:
literally how do YOU not know??

tae:
i mean i figured he liked guys, but i didn't ask, okay?

tae:
imma ask 😳

yoongi:
jesus christ

hobi:
don't use jungkook's name in vain!

kook:
hskdhdj not you guys too-

tae:
chocolate chip kookie, what's your sexuality? 😔👉👈

kook:
hdkdhdj you did not just call me that 

kook:
pan 💀

kook:
all types of people be looking good 👅

joon:
damn felt that 😩

jin:
so, why the sudden messages to the group chat, tae?

tae:
well? we kind of have an announcement?

jimin:
the three of us are dating !!

kook:
what he said

joon:
omg !! i'm so happy for you guys !! 😌

yoongi:
weren't you and hoseok betting on them tho

yoongi:
also, good job boys :)

hobi:
hahahahAHA what??? why would we?? we're so happy for you guys 💕❤💖💞

jin:
so, how does the sex work? 🗿

jin:
woAH YOU SEND THEM A SMILEY FACE BUT NOT ME??

kook:
uh-

kook:
actually we haven't yet 💀

yoongi:
shut up seokjin you don't deserve them after that question 🔫

jin:
wow the biphobia 😔

yoongi:
i'm not scared of bisexuals

hobi:
GSJSHSJJ HYUNG-

jimin:
the way i snorted was not pretty-

kook:
but everything you do is pretty?

tae:
i bet it was cute

jimin:
omg i'm not??

tae:
two against one :/

kook:
yeah we outvoted you 😤👊

jimin:
well then

jin:
damn you guys were bad before but now that the three of you are dating it's gonna get really annoying isn't it?

tae:
yep

jimin:
without question

kook:
oh totally 😌

tae:
also to answer your sex question

tae:
we're waiting for the right moment

hobi:
i bet it's because they need to wait for their parents to not be home 👀

joon:
i wager 10 bucks 

yoongi:
guys, don't bet on them

jin:
I BET 20 BUCKS IT'S BECAUSE JK'S A VIRGIN

yoongi:
seokjin.

hobi:
oh you're on hyung !

kook:
hskshsj leave me alone?? 😔😔😔

jimin:
don't worry about them, kookie, we love you 

tae:
yeah, don't feel pressured or anything

tae:
we agreed to take it slow

jimin:
yeah :)

kook:
okay 💞(´･o･ ' ) 

tae:
hdkdhd ohmygod he's so cute, jimin

jimin:
i know, right? 😌

hobi:
forget the sex wager 😤

hobi:
i wanna bet which one of us is the cuter relationship

yoongi:
so, seokjin and i are out

jin:
what?! we didn't even get to compete!

yoongi:
hoseok said cuter relationship

yoongi:
baby, you and i are the hot couple

jin:
damn, you right 😤

joon:
you guys are truly a match made in heaven :0

tae:
i always thought hoseokie and namjoonie were, like, the aesthetic couple with relationship goals 

kook:
namjoon-hyung's ig is literally so aesthetic and pretty?

jimin:
i gotta find out where they get their clothes because damn 

joon:
oh we thrift shop !

tae:
they thrift shop for the perfect aesthetic? goals

tae:
anyway

tae:
jimin & kook, let's go out to eat

kook:
i want pizza !!

jimin:
okay, i'mma get ready

jimin:
ttyl

hobi:
bye jiminie !!

jin:
yoongi, i'm on my way over

joon:
is it suddenly date night?

yoongi:
cool, i need to cook the popcorn

hobi:
joonie, go get ready i wanna go get some milk tea with you 💕

joon:
hehe ok :)

kook:
and then, there was two

tae:
john cena go get ready 🗿

kook:
hskdhdj take that back!

tae:
awe, if only i could see you :(
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