Hey there, guys! It is I, Sundarkness2017!
Ragna: Finally, I thought you wouldn't say anything about this.
SD: Ragna! Hey, your finally here!
Ragna: No, you got a bag over my head, which, the inside was stuffed with meat buns, got me in a van, then asked, "Do you want candy~?" to me!
SD:... No regrets.
Ragna: I hate you.
SD: Anyway, Rebel-5 will be done in a few days, so, anything they want to say, or I say and you guys do?
Ragna: Huh? (Looks behind himself and finds the DxD cast there) Oh, right.
SD: So, anyone exited?
Rias: Yes, I am. Though, why did you do that to Ragna?
SD: Hey, I thought he might like it.
Ragna: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD I LIKE THAT!?
Akeno: Ara ara, Ragna-kun, I didn't know you were a masochist...
Ragna: I-I'm NOT!!! *blushes* Anyway, when are you gonna say the script, SD?
SD: Oh, right. Well, I need to do a few things. One... ( Goes to Issei and slaps him) that is for being an idiot!
Issei: Ow!
Koneko:... SD-san is my favorite...
Kiba: What is the second one?
SD: *snaps fingers*
(Everyone in there, besides SD, becomes chibi)
SD: second, becoming chibis!
Ragna: Hey, we didn't agree to this!
Issei: Nnnooooo! The oppai! Gone!
Koneko:... I want chocolate...
(SD gives Koneko a normal sized chocolate bar... and it is 30 times Koneko's size)
Koneko:... Arigato... *Bites into chocolate*
SD: Actually, Ragna, when you guys signed the contract, in the fine print, it said, and I quote, "Anyone who signs the contract will be subjected to whatever SunDarkness2017 wants to do to him/her."
Ragna:... Kuso!
Asia: SD-san, what is the script saying?
Gabriel: Yes, we are very curious.
SD: Well, it was to have Ragna try to activate his Azure Grimoire, but then turn everyone into chibis.
(Everyone remains silent)
SD:... What?
Ragna:... Why would it do that?
SD: Well, has anyone read KnightSpark's fanfic on Fanfiction.net called BlazBlue: Chaotic Harem?
(Everyone nods. Ragna shivers.)
Ragna: Huh... I tried to forget, yes.
SD: Same logic here, but chibi.
Asia: SD-san, how long does this effect last?
SD: Uh, two to sixty days.
Everyone: NANI!?
SD: Huh, what?
Ragna: We can't stay like that for sixty days! Summer Vacation will end!
SD: Hey, like the contract says.
Akeno: Ufufufufu, SD-san, you didn't say we can't hurt you~~~
SD:... *Runs away like Sonic* Nope!
Ragna: After him!
(Everyone runs after SD, exept for Koneko)
Koneko:... Not gonna do it. Just gonna eat.
YOU ARE READING
When A Reaper Meets Devils (C)
Fanfiction(Inspired by MovieVillain's fanfic on FanFiction.net called Dhampir Meets Devil) AU. Ragna fell into the Boundary. Before his end, he remembered a girl he made a promise to. Now, he is the world she came from. Now, will they both remember that spark...
