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Android 17 x perfect! reader part 1

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(Android 17 POV)

I opened my eyes slowly and step out in front of me was Dr. Gero with a serious face on and I knew he was in deep shit. Then I wondered where (y/n) was I wanted to see the girl I love. "Hello Dr. Gero how are you today" I said in a robotic voice.

"Well that's....new"

"I'm just messin' with ya, man. Whats up doc?" "Oh, there it is... good morning android 17. "Man according to my database, it's been a while since you last turned us off." "You mean since you tried to destroy me." He said  a little angry.

"Yeah, doc and I'm broken up about dat." "Its just, every time you talked, all I heard was, kill me! kill me! kill me!" "Something with my auditory. Think it's gone now, though."

Well, suppose you just needed to be turned off and on again." "Hmm. How 'bout 'dat. You gonna wake my sister up, too and (y/n)" "no I only require yours and 18s help, (y/n) will be activated later if we need more help."

Damn well Ima activate her whether he likes it or not.

"Wow. Must've gotten yourself in some shit." I can't wait to kill the old geezer.

"Here. let me get in on this." An unknown voice said. I looked toward the door.The hell I that.

[Thud] "AGH! Now my wrist! The voice said.

I looked back at 18 she got out looked at me then Gero. Hello, Dr. Gero. How are-- she started saiyan in a robotic voice  (a/n see what i did there.)ha I did that first hmm (y/n) would laugh at that. "I already did it." I boasted.

"Ugh. You dick! We were suppose to do that together!" "I know. But, I couldn't help myself." Not that I give a shit.

"Whatever" She then looked at Gero. "What do you want?" "Well, son Goku's comrades are *currently knocking at our door*!" He yelled at end. Finally we could kill son Goku (y/n) would enjoy that.

[Thud] there it was again.

"AUGH, MY OTHER WRIST!" "JESUS! Use your shoulder!"

Gero started walking then talked. After a bit of an... He hesitated. *incident* earlier today, I lost android 19. And my ar--18 cut him off. And all I could think about was getting to hold (y/n) and kiss her plump lips again. "Wait a sec... You built another android?" Then I thought of something.

"Waitwaitwait... was it that *fat clown* thing? I thought that was a joke!"

"Well, clearly it was. Its dead speaking of androids wheres (y/n) I want to see my bestie." "She will be activated when needed but more importantly we are dead if you don't-- that made me pissed but it turned to confused when I saw his head.

"Woah, slow down. Are YOU and android?" "Holy shit, you're an android! How did you even DO that?" "I took my brain out and put it into this body. He said it like it was a normal thing. "How?" 18 asked. "I--...huh. How did I do that?" I could hear the gears in his head turn. Pun intended.

[Thud]

"Agh! Now my shoulder!" "I think it's made of some kind of metal!" So. We havin' a party?" And now more are here. "Must be. Cause you're late." "Only because of this brat's constant backchat!" The new voice said, I like him already. "Because YOU flew 200 miles past north city!"

"And I'm about to put my hand 200 miles upside your head!" "That doesn't make any sense!" There loud even with the door between us. Jesus, they're loud... sometimes I forget were twins. "Great. And now Vegeta's here! 17! 18! You two are charged with eliminating them!"

"I'll get right on that. But first, we gotta talk about theses trust issues, because I get this strange feeling that after we kill them you're just gonna turn us off again and not activate (y/n). And I don't even know how." "Why...with this remote of course!" Ha gotcha "oh...! You mean *this* remote?" I grabbed it so fast he didn't have time to react.

"But...y-you see, there's just the decoy remote!" Liar "I wouldn't show you the real thing, hah! But, uh... I do need that remote back. It was my mother's." I had enough of his bullshit ima get my girl back and make sure he never turns us off again.

Oh, don't you worry. I'ma hold onto it *real* tight. Then I crushed it.

"Whoops"

"Did your hand just malfunction, bro? "
"Think it did, sis!" I said smirking.