me nd jye nd karen nd boes stori

one day i was walking to mcdonalds when i saw someone familiar, it was jai woo hoo. i ran up to him and starting chewing my lip. yay he was finally in my town so now i could get out my bin bag and take him home to keep him hostage .

i know that all jye would do was cry to the elvis angels so i carried out my plan and kidnapped him from the street and took him home all to myself.

firstly when i got home i got him out of my bin bag and kissed him. then i borrowed shreks love potion and fed it to him like a baby would drink milk from boobs. then i kissed him and made him fall in love with me:) i was happy and so was jye because i made him happy

then he took his clothes off but i said no because i was a responsible person and didnt want him to do anything silly just yet;)

so after we ate some beau tiful pizza and he liked it a lot and then my friend karen came round and brought beau in her bin bag and she got him out and gave him some shrek love potion as well yay

now they loved us but they were too clingy so we chopped their boobies off because they were being naughty and we didnt accept naughty behaviour...